Lengthy Locks

Transportation, time travel, launching flaming balls of inferno from varying body parts, and x-ray vision.  All of them are super powers many have longed for.  I am proud to say that I am the sole owner of a particular superpower, however, it is none of these.  Some would say that being able to change the length of one's hair is useless; my job on Earth is to prove them wrong.  "Why would you ever want to lengthen your hair?", many have asked.  Why, so I can shorten it again of course!  And if you think you're going to escape from Rapunzel's castle tower with a buzz cut, I bid you good luck.  Don't you just love meeting old relatives that haven't seen you since you were "this big", listening to all the pointless drivel that spills from their mouths?  Well I do!  I just eerily cock my head slightly to the side, and let the hair slowly grow and fall from my scalp, and their bewildered eyes do all of the talking.  And not to mention the fact that I make $56.00/hour as a rope swing at the local community pool!